Warning: This Job May be Hazardous to Your Health

OK, so I went to work today and was told that another faculty member (I believe he is the same age as me) had suffered a near heart attack the night before and was in the hospital. On top of that, our registrar had fallen this morning and broke her hip! I realize that these are just freaky coincidences, but I have started to think that maybe I should consider retiring in December!