The Underwear Connection

I must confess that tonight when I was walking Elvis I had the thought that maybe I should work another year after this. The economy is soooooo scary right now. Later I was driving in my car and there was a segment on NPR about how improvement in the economy could be predicted based on the sales of men's underwear, and that since sales are going up, the economy must be improving. I guess I'll just keep an eye on men's underwear from now on so I'll know when it is a good time to retire. I wonder if teen-aged boys'underwear counts. I see lots of that at school everyday!