Where's George Clooney when you need him?

So I go into work today to find an invitation to a retirement planning seminar that the Teacher Retirement System is holding. Maybe the retirement gods are trying to tell me something. I guess I'll go check it out and see what they have to say. It can't hurt. I might learn something, and I can't be anymore up in the air (without George Clooney unfortunately) than I am now!